Cooking Lobsters is Evil by Brandon Wright
Cooking Lobsters is Evil
Cooking lobsters is evil, the poor little creatures
We watch them burn life away from the bleachers
Don’t you eat them lobsters, they only just died
Poor little fellows, no one cares that they cried
We treat them like trash, and boil them to death
Contain and sizzle them tell no hope is left
How would you like if I cooked you
You’d get a feeling of what they go through
We burn them alive to satisfy our tongues
Butter them up and smoke up their lungs
Why do we do this to them, they live on this earth too
They die to be eaten, right on que…
Cooking lobsters evil, it always has been
Burning another creature alive is worse than a sin
Red Lobster has a business of killing dreams
That lobsters had hopes you know, more than it seems
How could the human race be so evil to them
They’ve been through hell in the way we cook them
Change the laws, bans the eatin of the little dudes
Change your habits, eat some other foods
It must be so sad to be that crustacean
It’s lushes taste is loved by the nation
Another order, another fatality
Lobster eatin’ leads to infant mortality
I plead for lobster equality in the states
I hope the British Isles will call lobsters mates
Turn the oven on, though they’re not already gone
Killing a life, bringin’ dusk to a dawn
Evil people eat up lobsters
They should all be arrested by copsters
You killin’ a creature, what if that was your best friend
Lobster eatins’ a sin and we need to amend
Eatin lobsters in monstrously vicious
I don’t care if they taste so delicious
Steal the lobsters from the chefs
Prevent all the unnecessary deaths
Let them go free at the beach… no vacation
End the evil with this generation
Begin the revolution with yourself
Eat no lobster and you’ll have great wealth
Cooking lobsters is evil...
So evil…
Do they care that a life is wasted
No, they just care how it tasted
Stupid jerks who cook a living thing
Bull crap that it’s the food of a king
I’ll cook them you and see how you feel
Lobster eaters what da hell is your deal?
Steam, cooked, smoked and fried
You do know a poor creature just died
What’s worse is that we cook them alive
Chop them up and inhale them with a knife
The greedy gluttony of humanity
The way we steam them to insanity
We kill the poor little buds
Just to massage our taste buds
The way we cook lobsters is inhumane
You want good taste go an’ smoke cocaine
But stay away from lobsters pretty please
Lobsters are creatures to you sees
Does eatin’ lobsters give you delight?
Remember the creatures you’ve killed this night
Don’t let them die with the sound of a tone
End this injustice leave them alone…
Cooking lobsters is evil…