#8 Barty Crouch Jr. vs. #9 Percy Weasley

08/01/2011 16:23

 

Percy:

Perfect Percy Weasley is gonna break the rules

Your just the Boss' son who thinks he cool

My raps are gonna take you to school

As did the Dementors, the soul suckin' ghouls

Barty Jr.:

I got no soul, literally

I may be white, but I rhyme blackly

You're a goody two-shoes with a shiny prefect badge

And I'm gonna blow up your ass, like Harry's Aunt Madge

Percy:

I'm a perfect little prefect head boy by day

But at night, I'll throw you back to Azkaban to decay

Your a polyjuice freak, a phony, a poser

My rhymes crush you like a bulldozer

Barty:

You can't crush me with that muggle shit

I'm a Slytherin rapper, with Ravenclaw wit

Stop kissing up to my mother fuckin' dad

Your rhymes are like an out of date fad