#5 Fred and George Weasly vs. #12 Gilderoy Lockhart

08/08/2011 00:26

 

Lockhart:

My favorite color is lilac

You two opened a whack joke shack

I'm gonna rid the world of all evil

You'll are wannabe Evil Knievel's

Fred and George:

The Gangsta Prankztaz about to whip your ass

Your a phony, a fraud, who's only after cash

You can't even remember who you fuckin' are

We gonna fly high... like our flying car

Lockhart:

Your amateur pranksters from Hogwarts school

My charming smile will make any lady drool

You'll are about to get whipped, set off the panic alarm

Cause you'll bout to get hit by a memory charm

Fred and George:

You're a has-been... a never was... a bad ass wannabe

Eat our nosebleed nougat... and go to the infirmary

Witch Weekly got it wrong, you're ugly on comparison... to us

We're throwing you out of Hogwarts... go catch the Knight Bus