#1 Hermione Granger vs. #16 Rita Skeeter

08/01/2011 16:47

 

Hermione:
Rita Skeeter's ass bout to get whipped by Hermione G

I'll capture your beetle ass and hold you as a detainee

Your full of shit, you're a dung beetle

Your articles make me feel like I've been stabbed by a needle

Rita:

Respect my talents, it's called journalism bitch

Everyone catches my articles like there a golden snitch

I'm a leader in reporting, catch my scoops

Leave the rap world, go back to your social group

Hermione:

I've got true talent, you're just a nosy twisted snitch

I'm gonna capture you in a jar, and fed you to an ostrich

You're a beetle, not the music kind

I'm gonna whip your ass, this story's makin headlines

Rita:

I'll be makin' headlines as the slayer of Harry's girl

I'll ruin you so bad, that you'll make people want to hurl

You're reputation and pride is about to be destroyed

So bad that you'll never be employed